December 2011
62 posts
When making a 'cute' funny face.
Expectation:
Reality:
Reblog this if Allah is more important to you than...
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When there's a hair on your tongue and you try to... →
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
makeup remover →
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expectation:
reality:
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I hate it when my boob itches. →
Especially when your in public, you just want to lift up your shirt and scratch it.
That moment when you really want to be friends...
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
We need Allah more than we need oxygen, because...
Every girl has 5 personalities
cottoncandyheart:
1. How she acts at school
2. How she acts around her friends
3. How she acts around her family
4. How she acts when she’s with him
5. How she acts when she’s alone
When I put my camera on self-timer
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That awkward moment when you play YOUR favorite... →
Your mom’s like:
and your dads like:
then your sister starts:
and your whole family is just dancing
and you’re like:
hazreneh:
When your mom says, “Bring me my purse and I’ll give you some money.”
whatsgoingon12:
The Messenger of Allah, salaAllahu a'alayhi wa...
When a person’s child dies
Allah says to His angels: You have taken the soul of the child of My slave?
They say: Yes.
He says: You have taken the apple of his eye?
They say: Yes.
He says: What did My slave say?
They say: He praised You and said innaa Lillaahi wa innaa ilayhi raaji’oon.
And Allah says: Build for My slave a house in Paradise, and call it the house of praise.
[Narrated from Abu Moosa al-Ash’ari (RA) al-Tirmidhi, 1021]
When you're dancing alone in your room
Alone: Parents walk in on you: You:
He finished his prayer and walked over to his...
neonbraces:
my heart just melted….
subhanAllah.. such beauty in marriage..
When people on your dash aren't speaking your... →
funniest10k:
“What are they saying?”
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When I leave for school in the morning
lifeincolourr:
Me:
My Bed:
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When someone says they like me, like me
philipipo:
them:
me:
To My Followers: →
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To the new followers just discovering my blog:
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To the followers who have been following me for awhile:
To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:
To the followers who have been with me from the start:
To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:
To the followers who...
When someone accidentally lets one of your biggest...
That awkward moment when you don't want to come... →
annoyingorange95:
“Ten things Allah WON’T ask
1… Allah (SWT) won’t ask what kind of car you...”
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WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY...
princeofprocrastination:
Welllllll
When google tries to finish your sentence
Ketika doa belum dikabulkan, Tuhan itu Maha...
